January 20, 2010

I think my latent Psychic Powers are finally bursting forth like a Beautiful Butterfly from its pupal casing.  A few days ago, I had to run down to the airport, and that night had a terrible nightmare that a tanker truck would overturn and catch fire in the tunnel we were passing through on the way (which would be about 5:30 A.M.).  Imagine my shock when I saw in the news later that day that a tanker truck had overturned and caught fire on an overpass at 4:30 A.M. IN THE SAME STATE!  And now today, at work I had a terrible nightmare that the Conowingo Dam had broken and collapsed, releasing a devastating flood that swept away all before it, and not 3 hours later, my 3-day bout of constipation is SUDDENLY BROKEN!  I think it’s time to put up ads on Craigslist.